My dog Boss and her weird sleeping habits

Chewing on my pillow again? Gotcha, there's even a piece of evidence still stuck on your mouth, silly!
Now Boss has just gone wilde tearing it apart
Look what you have done!
Now you are tired
Yup, ladies and gentemen, that's how I sleep!
Are you looking at me?
Nope, not playing dead, just sleeping.
Hey, quit taking my pictures when I sleep!